Yeah, I am 55 miles behind but I have run
FIVE HUNDRED MILES THIS YEAR!
And the best realization? Supposedly you burn 100 calories per mile...so? 500x100 = 50,0000 calories
Still not impressed? There are roughly 200 calories in a Caroline-sized brownie. 50,000/200 = 250 brownies. Still not phased? In a Caroline-sized batch of brownies there are 12 brownies. 250/12 = 20 pans.
Yup, 20 pans of brownies GUILT-FREE.
If that's not Pro-life, I don't know what is. That's called living the good life.